By the first part of 1999, the WWF had taken a permanent lead in the wrestling wars, and WCW was slowly burying themselves with their stale main eventers and storylines, especially the whole "Fingerpoke of Doom" debacle that sealed the deal for the WWF. It had gotten to the point to where many of WCW's top midcarders began to jump over to Vince McMahon's company, including a major defection at this show.
Anyway this pay-per-view, the last to carry the 'In Your House' moniker, serves as the last stop before Wrestlemania XV and features two big confrontations. Once again the Rock and Mankind will wage war for the WWF Championship, this time in a Last Man Standing match. Plus Stone Cold Steve Austin finally gets Vince McMahon one-on-one after many months of feuding, and the WWF Championship shot at Wrestlemania is on the line in a steel cage. Austin knows this could be his final shot at his rightful title and looks to finally decimate his nemesis in the process. But does Vince have a 'giant' surprise in store for the Rattlesnake?
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ARK1 Review: WWF In Your House 27: St. Valentine's Day Massacre
by Adam King
February 14, 1999
Earlier on Sunday Night Heat: Viscera defeated Test by disqualification and Billy Gunn fought Tiger Ali Singh to a no-contest.
We begin with a humorous intro highlighting the top feuds, mostly focusing on the Austin/Vince battle, done as an old-style movie with an old song playing in the background. After that Michael Cole welcomes us to the show along with Jerry "The King" Lawler, who gets some huge cheers from his hometown crowd.
Goldust vs. "Bluedust"
Winner: Goldust (3:07)
After the match Goldust sets Bluedust up in the ropes and this time hits the Shattered Dreams.
Comments: Terrible and pointless opener that did not belong on a pay-per-view AT ALL. They should have done this on Raw instead. Fortunately it only lasted three minutes, which is the only good thing about it.[Score: 1/10]
A clip is shown from earlier on Sunday Night Heat of Vince McMahon calling Stone Cold Steve Austin out to the ring and trying to goad him into punching him, hoping to get him fired and the cage match canceled since Austin can't hit Vince before the match. Vince even spat into Austin's face but Austin wouldn't bite, making sure the cage match will happen.
Bob Holly vs. Al Snow – For the vacant Hardcore Title
Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: Bob Holly (9:59)
Holly makes his way back to the arena to celebrate his win while Snow is left trapped in the fence.
Comments: Thus the legend of "Hardcore" Holly is born. Not the best hardcore match I've seen, but it was still a fun, entertaining brawl with some interesting spots, especially the fighting into the river. You'd figure that Road Dogg would get a title shot at Holly at Wrestlemania, but it didn't quite work out that way. [Score: 7/10]
A clip from WWF.com is played, showing the Undertaker addressing his Ministry of Darkness earlier in the evening while standing around a flaming barrel. The Undertaker tells Mideon he's going to take the Big Bossman's soul and weaken his body, then adds the power from beyond has spoken to him, and their purpose in life begins tonight.
The Big Bossman vs. Mideon
Winner: Big Bossman (6:18)
Just as the Bossman gets his hand raised, the rest of the Ministry comes in and surrounds the ring. The lights then go out, and as the Undertaker watches from the aisle, the Ministry beats Bossman down and carries him out of the ring.
Comments: Very dull match that was mostly punching and not much else. These two need the right people to have good matches, and pitting them against each other was all kinds of wrong. [Score: 2/10]
Backstage Kevin Kelly is interviewing Mark Henry & D'Lo Brown about their Tag Team Title match, and with them is Ivory, who made her debut the night before on Raw Saturday Night. Kevin mentions Ivory getting into a fracas with Debra earlier tonight on Heat, and D'Lo promises that Ivory will counteract the champions' secret weapon.
WWF World Tag Team Titles – Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett © (w/Debra) vs. D'Lo Brown & Mark Henry (w/Ivory)
D'Lo starts to fight back when Owen tags himself it. D'Lo goes for a whip. Jarrett reverses, D'Lo leaps over him but runs into a spinning heel kick from Owen for a two count. Owen hammers D'Lo in his corner and draws Henry in, distracting the referee and allowing a double team. Owen goes for a whip but D'Lo ducks a clothesline and hits a crossbody for a near fall. Owen hammers D'Lo but D'Lo counters with the Sky High. Both men are down as they tag their respective partners. Henry takes it to both men with clotheslines, after which he whips Jarrett into a corner, then whip Owen into his partner. Henry goes for an Avalanche but both men sidestep him. D'Lo hits dropkicks on both men, then whips Jarrett into a Sky high for a two count after Owen makes the save. D'Lo slams Owen to the mat and hits the legdrop. D'Lo starts climbing to the top rope for the Lo Down but Debra distracts him, prompting Ivory to go after her with D'Lo trying to play peacemaker. In the ring Henry whips Jarrett into the ropes and lifts him up for a press slam when Owen smashes a guitar on his knee. Jarrett slaps on the Figure Four and Henry quickly submits.
Winners and still Tag Team Champions: Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett (9:33)
As the champions celebrate their victory, D'Lo and Ivory tend to Henry. Suddenly Ivory attacks Debra and starts ripping her dress. Owen and Jarrett stop her before too much is revealed and Debra uses the tag belts to cover up.
Comments: Decent enough tag match. Owen and Jarrett showed why they were an underappreciated duo as they continued to work well together as always, but there just seemed to be something lacking in this contest and it seemed to move at a sluggish pace. The ending was nicely done, though. [Score: 6/10]
Backstage Kevin Kelly interviews Mankind about knee injury he suffered from the Rock's attack earlier on Heat. Mankind simply says the Rock was trying to make his work easier but he says it's going to take more than that to get the job done. Mankind says he's taking the match very seriously and he has a game plan before saying he's about to prepare himself mentally, which will make him into a very ugly person.
WWF Intercontinental Title – Ken Shamrock © vs. Val Venis (w/Ryan Shamrock) – Special Referee: Billy Gunn
Shamrock starts to fight back again until Val rakes the face again. Val hits a kneelift but Shamrock gets in some shots. Val rams Shamrock into a turnbuckle then snapmares him to the mat and rolls him into a pin. Billy just stands there before making a two count. Val slams Shamrock to the mat and applies a chinlock, demand Billy ask him if he submits. Shamrock fights out of the hold but Val shoves him into the ropes and hits a knee to the chest. Val goes for the cover and again Billy hesitates before making a count. Val stomps Shamrock in the head and both men start exchanging punches. Val gets the advantage and whips him into the ropes but lowers the head and Shamrock kicks him in the face. Shamrock hits a DDT and Billy eventually starts counting 1……2…… but stops before hitting the 3, even though Venis is still pinned. Shamrock stands up and starts yelling at Billy, who claims it was a two count. Val gets up and applies a sleeperhold which Shamrock counters with a suplex. Val gets to his feet in a corner, Shamrock charges at him but eats an elbow. Val comes out of the corner into a powerslam for a two count. Val hammers Shamrock and comes off the ropes but runs into a forearm. Shamrock comes off the ropes and Val hits a Fisherman's suplex but only gets a slow two count. Shamrock rolls Val into an Oklahoma roll and Billy makes another slow two count. Val rakes the face then whips Shamrock into a knee to the chest, which he does twice. Val hits a Russian legsweep then stands over Shamrock and swivels the hips before hammering him with a series of rights. Val climbs to the top rope but Shamrock throws him off the top to the mat. Shamrock whips Val into a spinning heel kick. Shamrock hits a Frankensteiner but only gets a one count. Shamrock hits a belly-to-belly suplex before applying the Anklelock. Val tries to hold on when Ryan grabs his hand and helps him reach the ropes. Shamrock goes out and starts yelling at Ryan, who just stands there and freezes. So Shamrock audibly says "Slap me!", which she does. Billy goes out and gets in Shamrock's face again, prompting Shamrock to shove him. Billy pops Shamrock then throws him back into the ring. Val rolls Shamrock up and Billy quickly counts 1.2.3 to give Val the title.
Winner and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Val Venis (15:29)
Billy then leaves the ring but Shamrock goes out and attacks him near the entrance. Back in the ring Val celebrates his first title win but Billy comes back and starts fighting with Val, laying him out with a forearm.
Comments: An okay match for the most part as there were some decent moments, but it ran way way too long and had more than a few lulls in the action. Logically this should have led to a match at Wrestlemania between Billy, Shamrock and Val, but with Vince Russo at the helm you'd be surprised what we got instead. [Score: 6/10]
Triple H & X-Pac vs. Chyna & Kane – Mixed Tag Team Match
X-Pac staggers into a corner and Kane goes for a splash but X-Pac sidesteps him. Triple H comes in and both DX members manage to suplex Kane. Chyna climbs to the top rope and Triple H throws her off, right into the arms of Kane who sets her down. Kane misses a clothesline and the DX members hit a double DDT. Kane sets up so both men clothesline him over the ropes but Kane lands on his feet and pulls X-Pac out of the ring. Kane sets X-Pac by the ringpost and goes for a clothesline but misses and X-Pac clocks Shane at the table. Kane throws X-Pac back into the ring but X-Pac attacks him as he's coming in. X-Pac comes of the ropes and goes for a spinning heel kick but Kane catches him and slams him to the mat. Kane chokes X-Pac on the mat then rams him into a turnbuckle and clubs him in the back. Chyna tags in and hits a running powerslam for a two count. Chyna tags in Kane, who rams X-Pac into a pair of turnbuckles. Kane whips X-Pac into a turnbuckle and X-Pac staggers out into a clothesline. Chyna tags back in and kicks X-Pac in the ribs before knocking Triple H off the apron. Chyna crotches X-Pac on the top rope and Kane follows up with a clothesline that gets Chyna a two count. X-Pac starts to fight back but Chyna applies a sleeperhold. X-Pac begins to fade and the referee checks the arm. It drops once, twice, but X-Pac keeps it up the third time and counters with a suplex. X-Pac manages to tag in Triple H despite Chyna's efforts, and Triple H pops Chyna in the face. Kane comes in but Triple H keeps him in a corner before punching Chyna again. Kane nails Triple H from behind, and X-Pac comes in with some shot but Kane pops him as well. Kane charges at Triple H but gets backdropped over the ropes to the floor. Kane lands on his feet and X-Pac goes for a baseball slide but misses and Kane rams him into the barricade. In the ring Chyna starts fighting back and goes for a whip but Triple H reverses and hits the high knee. Triple H back up but Kane pulls down the top rope and Triple H tumbles to the floor. As Triple H and Kane go at it on the outside, in the ring Chyna slumps into a corner and X-Pac hits the Bronco Buster. At that point Shane runs into the ring and nails X-Pac from behind. X-Pac chases Shane out of the ring and to the back, leaving Triple H by himself. Kane goes for a whip but Triple H reverses and sends Kane into the ringsteps. Triple H heads back into the ring and misses a clothesline but Chyna lowers the head and Triple H hits the facebuster. Triple H sets Chyna up for the Pedigree but Kane grabs him from behind and hits the Chokeslam. Kane then rolls Chyna on top of Triple H and the referee makes the three count, giving the win to the Corporate team.
Winners: Chyna & Kane (14:43)
After the match Kane helps Chyna back to the locker room.
Comments: Believe it or not this was actually a very good match. There was some great intense action and emotion and all four participants did an excellent job in this contest, including Chyna who didn't look too bad fighting among men. There were a few iffy spots here and there but still the surprise match of the night. Too bad this feud wouldn't get a proper blow-off. [Score: 8/10]
The announcers start hyping the Last Man Standing match as we get a shot of a pair of ambulances in the back waiting for the participants.
WWF World Heavyweight Title – Mankind © vs. The Rock – Last Man Standing Match
Mankind sprays water on Rock then rams him into the steps and grabs the face. Mankind throws Rock back into the ring before throwing the steps in. Mankind tries to hit Rock with the steps but Rock kicks them into his face. Rock goes back to the knee before going out and bringing a chair into the ring. Rock then starts clubbing Mankind in the knee with it over and over. Rock takes another swing at Mankind but misses and the chair bounces off the ropes into his face. Mankind hits a clothesline that sends both men over the ropes to the floor for a 5 count. Mankind sets Rock up for a piledriver but can't get up so he clubs him in the back. Mankind hits a neckbreaker then rams Rock into the steps and the announcers' table. Mankind sets Rock up but Rock backdrops off the table, with his knee hitting the timekeeper's table. Rock then grabs the ringsteps in the ring and drops them on Mankind on the floor. Mankind manages to get to his feet at 4 so Rock brings another chair into the ring as they both head back in. Rock slams Mankind to the mat then hits the People's Elbow. As Mankind recovers, Rock grabs a mic and starts talking as he beats on Mankind. Rock then starts singing "Smackdown Hotel" until Mankind interrupts with the Mandible Claw. Rock starts flailing his arms and accidentally knocks referee Earl Hebner through the ropes. Eventually Rock is rendered unconscious, but Hebner is out on the floor and can't count. Mankind goes out and brings Hebner back in, then helps him make the count. However the Rock is up at 9 and hits a low blow followed by a DDT. Mankind is up at 9 so Rock swings a chair at him but misses and Mankind hits the double-arm DDT on the chair. Rock gets back up at 9 as Mankind pulls out Mr. Socko. Mankind applies the Mandible Claw but Rock counters with a knee to the chest. Mankind applies the Claw again and this time Rock counters with the Rock Bottom. Both men get back up at 8 and grab chairs but end up hitting each other with them. Both men are down and Mankind tries to get up before the count but collapses. Finally Hebner makes the 10 count and calls for the bell, counting both men down, thus the match is declared a draw.
Winner: DRAW due to a double countout (21:52)
As the fans boo the finish, both Rock and Mankind are stretchered out to the two ambulances in the back and taken to the hospital.
Comments: Another awesome brawl between these two men, one I liked better than their Royal Rumble outing. This match had a lot of great action, wild spots and even some good psychology, with Rock targeting Mankind's knee at times. The double KO ending was pretty cheap, especially since the announcers kept emphasizing that 'there must be a winner', but still another excellent match in this series. Incidentally the Rock and Mankind would finally have their conclusion the next night on Raw, when the Rock wins the title in a ladder match. [Score: 9/10]
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Vince McMahon – Steel Cage Match
Austin starts off with a clothesline before ripping off his neck brace. Austin hops to the middle rope and hits an elbowdrop before doing it a second time. Austin starts to head out the door and walks down the steps but before he reaches the floor, Vince flips him off. This prompts Austin to head back into the cage and hammer Vince into a corner. Austin gives Vince some words, but Vince counters with a kick below the belt. Vince then throws Austin into the cage and starts climbing out. Just as he climbs over the top, Austin cuts him off and brings him back in. Austin then throws Vince into the cage, busting him open. Austin throws Vince into the cage a second time then starts climbing up and over the top. Austin climbs down and is about to touch the floor when Vince gives him the double bird. So Austin climbs back into the cage and stops Vince from escaping. Austin chokes Vince with his boot and pops him with a right hand. Austin lays Vince out with a Stunner, and it looks like clear sailing to Wrestlemania. However as Austin gives Vince some parting words, Paul Wight bursts up through the ring! The former WCW Giant (soon to be renamed The Big Show) throws Austin into the cage and helps Vince up. Vince gives Austin some words of his then tells Wight to throw him into the cage. Wight picks up Austin and tosses him into the cage, but once Austin hits the wall it breaks open. Austin drops to the floor and gets the win, finally securing his WWF Title shot at Wrestlemania.
Winner: Steve Austin (7:57, not counting the 14-minutes before the bell)
As Austin celebrates his win, Vince is crying that his giant surprise backfired while Wight glares at him. Austin then has some parting words for Wight before departing, and Wight helps Vince out of the ring as the show goes off the air.
Comments: Fans were waiting for a year for this confrontation to happen and it did not disappoint. This was a very entertaining contest that had some great action from both sides and told a good story, with Austin having to overcome one more McMahon surprise for the win. Vince also went all out with his bumping to put this match over, including his now-legendary fall through the table. The Big Show's WWF debut was a nice touch as well, though how he was booked in his first few months is another story. All in all a well-done main event that gave the fans what they wanted to see. [Score: 8/10]
CONCLUSION: This pay-per-view is definitely a mixed bag. The undercard was pretty weak with two wretched contests and two so-so title bouts (although it did have an enjoyable hardcore match). On the other hand the top end of the show delivered with the mixed tag match, the WWF Title match and the cage match, three standout contests that almost make it worth sitting through the first part. Plus the card itself does a decent job of setting up Wrestlemania, even though the storylines go through a few changes before March 29th. All in all St. Valentines isn't the best show but is still a decent way to kill a few hours, even if you just fast forward to the top half of the card. Mildly recommended for the last three matches alone.
FINAL GRADE: [ B- ]
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