Rockwell: The blue-blooded duo of Lux and Ka'Derrion getting a third crack at tag team gold here tonight.

Hood: Whatever we just said about S&M's entrance...invert that into the total opposite and apply it to Xavier and Marcus.

Rockwell: Nothing wrong with an elongated entrance.

Hood: Am I sitting next to Dangerous Dan right now?

*Minos exits. Strangler starts things out for S&M. Lux and Marcus have a quick discussion before deciding on Xavier to give it a go. The bell sounds. The crowd is on their feet, excited for what is a more competitive than usual Inferno contest. Strangler lunges forward for a lock up...but Lux ducks! Strangler hurries to spin around, but he isn't quick enough...his lack of speed is rewarded with a few right hands by Xavier, staggering the big man against the ropes. Lux slices through Strangler's chest with a knife edged chop...he grabs Strangler's arm. Strangler goes through the motions of being whipped across the ring but, Xavier flips the script and tosses Strangler over with a deep arm drag! Strangler hits hard, arching his back in pain. The crowd pops*

Rockwell: Fast start for Lux. He definitely has the quickness advantage.

Hood: As well as the youth advantage, which...I guess anybody facing the NWO would enjoy.

Rockwell: Fans seem to be behind Sins of the Fathers tonight.

Hood: Well, I mean...can you blame them? They are facing a couple of sexual weirdos.

*Lux wastes no time...he rushes forward and drills Strangler in the back with a soccer-style kick!! Strangler rushes to his feet, out of instinct derived via pain. He turns around only to get snapmared over by Lux! Strangler is now seated, dazed. Xavier rushes into the ropes, he bounces off and delivers a sit out drop kick into Strangler's head, sending him flat on the mat. He hovers over for a quick pin, but Strangler kicks out before the ref can get into position*

Rockwell: Worth a shot.

Hood: Xavier keeps this pace up he's going to earn a win by default.

Rockwell: Default?

Hood: Yea, Strangler will keel over with a fuckin heart attack, giving Sins of the Fathers the win.

Rockwell: Let's hope that doesn't happen. We don't want literal death on Friday Night Inferno.

*Undeterred, Lux pulls Strangler to his feet. He lifts a sharp knee into Strangler's vulnerable gut before hooking him by the head and snapping him over with a snap suplex. Back on his feet, Xavier gives Strangler no reprieve, yanking him back to his feet again and whipping him into his team's corner. Lux backs up before charging forward, delivering a HUGE European uppercut underneath Strangler's chin! The big man's head flies back, a giant wad of spit ejecting through the air. Lux reaches out and tags in Marcus, to a good-sized pop from the crowd*

Rockwell: Lux has things started now it's time for the GCWA Hall of Famer to finish Strangler off.

Hood: You pulling for S&M or something?

Rockwell: Uh, no. I'm not pulling for anyone.

Hood: You keep saying things like 'finish Strangler off' and you'll give that team something to fight for.

*Marcus enters and reaches for Strangler. Strangler, out of desperation, throws a leg at Marcus. Marcus catches it! He drags a one-legged Strangler toward the middle of the ring...Strangler begs Marcus to let his leg go. Marcus spins to the mat, twisting Strangler's leg with a dragon screw leg whip!! Strangler reaches for his knee, grimacing in pain. Marcus pops back to his feet...he snares the injured leg and holds it perpendicular to the mat...he kicks at the back of the knee. Strangler, again, asks him to stop...he kicks again and again before dropping an elbow across the knee cap. He remains on the mat, holding onto the knee, locked in, twisting it*

Rockwell: Strangler is in bad shape...those knees have quite a bit of mileage on them.

Hood: You saying he's a giver?

Rockwell: Please. Can we not get sexual on commentary?

Hood: Kinda difficult when half of the people in this match are literally named S&M

Rockwell: Hey, it could stand for Socks and Mittens.

Hood: Shut the fuck up

*Marcus continues to wrench the knee. Strangler reaches forward, grabbing at the eyes and nose of Ka'Derrion. The ref leans in, warning Strangler to stop. He counts to five...before reaching five, Marcus releases the knee, choosing to save his eye socket. Holding onto his face, he reaches his feet. Masher reaches out, trying to grab him, but just misses - Marcus, unaware of the attempt. Ka'Derrion, regaining his vision, turns to Strangler, who is on one knee. Strangler reaches both feet and Marcus dives in, clipping the bad knee! Strangler tumbles to the mat, holding his knee in pain. Again, Marcus hooks the knee, torquing it, wrenching it, trying to dislocate it. He leans his head forward this time, avoiding any sort of ocular or olfactory damage*

Rockwell: It's not looking good for Strangler. His knee is LITERALLY being strangled.

Hood: Shitty pun. But, yea, I think it's time for Strangler to throw out that safe word. Does pineapple still work?

Rockwell: I don't think pineapple ever worked.

Hood: Kinda like on pizza...fuckin pineapple.

*Strangler is showing an extreme amount of pain tolerance...Marcus, trying to get a tap, begins to shake his head front and back, trying to increase the torque and pressure. In doing so, his long black hair flip backward, allowing Strangler the chance to grab it. Marcus yells. Again, the ref orders Strangler to let go...but he won't. The ref is forced to begin a five-count...right before five, Strangler yanks on Marcus' hair as hard as he can, causing the back of Ka'Derrion's head to hit the mat. Marcus releases the knee and rolls onto all fours before reaching his feet. He complains to the ref. But, the ref has nothing for him. Strangler snares the ref's attention, pointing toward his knee. Concern mounts over whether or not he can continue. The ref tells Marcus to back away, as he checks on the knee of Strangler*

Rockwell: We could see a ref stoppage.

Hood: That'd be kind of funny...S&M losing their first match due to experiencing too much pain. Would also kinda kill the gimmick.

Rockwell: They could always restructure. Re-evaluate. They could become Jehovah's Witness...selling religion door to door.

Hood: Somehow, I think that'd be worse.

*Frustrated, Marcus has no choice but to give the ref some time to look at the knee. He takes another step back...but this time, within reach of Masher! Masher snares Marcus by the hair and yanks him nearer...he then headbutts Marcus in the back of the head! He spins Marcus around and hops off the apron, raking Marcus' throat across the top rope!! Ka'Derrion falls back, onto the mat, holding his throat in pain. Masher hurries back to the apron...Strangler's knee suddenly feels better. He gives the ref a 'thumbs up'. The fans boo. The ref turns and sees Marcus on the ground. He asks Masher 'what's up with that?' Masher just shrugs. Strangler crawls forward and reaches out, tagging Masher into the mat. Strangler takes a seat on the apron, working his knee back and forth*

Rockwell: Oh come on! That's cheating!

Hood: You're really going to expect S&M to avoid fighting dirty?

Rockwell: Well, no. But I expected more from the ref.

Hood: Dude, there's a reason why every official around here is called 'ref'... it's so they can't be held accountable for their shitty work performance.

*Masher enters and yells "PAIN" for some reason. He rips Marcus from the mat...realizing he's about to get MASHED, Marcus tries to fight away, but Masher is too strong, engulfing Marcus in a bear hug before spinning around and planting all of his weight on the Hall of Famer with a belly-to-belly!! The entire ring shakes. Masher rises to one knee and stares down at Marcus...once again he yells "PAIN!"*

Rockwell: I don't know why he's yelling pain.

Hood: Nobody does. Just roll with it.

Rockwell: Is it because they enjoy pain?

Hood: Yea, probably. Who knows...all I know is that the son of Punisher is about to go through a PUNISHING experience.

Rockwell: Okay, your shitty pun just one-upped my shitty pun.

Hood: So many puns

*Marcus tries sitting up but Masher bashes him in the head with a double axe handle, sending the former GCWA Champion back to the mat. Masher returns to his feet and stomps around the ring...he pauses, looking at Lux. Xavier talks shit. Masher threatens to punch him. Xavier is ready...but Masher laughs and gives Lux the bird. Angered, Xavier moves to enter the ring...the ref rushes over, preventing it. Masher hurries toward Marcus and wraps both hands around his neck, choking the life out of Ka'Derrion. The fans scream at the ref to do something. Lux gets back on the apron and yells at the ref to pay attention. Finally, the ref does...but Masher lets go and returns to his feet. Marcus rolls onto his side, coughing, wheezing, holding his throat*

Rockwell: It's been a trying week for Marcus Ka'Derrion.

Hood: Yea, hospital food is no joke. So bad.

Rockwell: I'm not talking about the food. I'm talking about experiencing the near-death of a father figure in ICWF Color Commentator PACO. Rumor has it the experience in the hospital felt like an eternity to Marcus.

Hood: Paco? You mean the less funny version of ME?

Rockwell: Ha! You wish.

*Masher yanks Marcus from the mat and wraps a hand around his throat, bullying him into a neutral corner. The ref, again, yells for a release. Masher does, only to deliver a thrust punch into Ka'Derrion's throat! Marcus stumbles forward, coughing, holding his windpipe. He drops to one knee. Masher, standing behind him, delivers a THRUST kick to the back of Marcus' head. Ka'Derrion goes limp, falling to his side. Masher rolls him onto his back and makes a half-hearted cover. The ref slides in...1! 2! SHOULDER UP!*

Rockwell: It's been far from the embarrassment of riches Ka'Derrion expected upon rejoining GCWA but...a loss here would really, really feel like a dagger to the heart.

Hood: Yea, if he gets pinned by fucking Masher then I half expect Punisher to return in ghost form and whip his kid's ass.

Rockwell: What about Scorpion?

Hood: You see Lux in there getting his ass beat? I didn't think so. Just goes to show you that OCW Hall of Fame genetics are superior to GCWA Hall of Fame genetics.

Rockwell: You do realize who signs your checks, right?

Hood: Some dumb broad.

*Masher is quick to return to his feet. Marcus leans on his elbow and spots Xavier in the distance...so far away. Marcus reaches out for him, helplessly. Masher gives Ka'Derrion an arrogant kick to the head, playing with his food. Marcus flails onto his stomach. Masher grabs Marcus by the hair and methodically raises him...staring Marcus in the eyes, he places both hands around his head, looking to apply pressure...but Marcus responds, out of desperation by sneaking his head under Masher's chin and delivering a jaw breaker!!! The fans go wild!! Masher stumbles into the ropes, stunned, shaking his head, holding his jaw. Ka'Derrion rolls onto his stomach and spots Xavier. He begins the crawl*

Rockwell: Make the tag, Marcus!

Hood: Can't get arrogant, especially against a Hall of Famer. You'd think Masher might have learned his lesson after those two ignorant sluts stole him blind. Wait a minute...

Rockwell: What?

Hood: Stole him blind? Do you think Masher is blind? That's why he hasn't put Marcus away yet?

Rockwell: Pretty sure he isn't blind, Hood. If he were, he'd be the most capable blind man in history.

Hood: Second. Nobody was more capable than Blinkin.

*Marcus gets closer and closer...Masher focuses. He sees the advantage slipping away and charges forward...he leaps into the air and squashes Marcus into the mat with a Senton!! Lux pulls his arm back and rubs his hands over his bald head, frustrated. The fans let out a gasp of disappointment. Masher returns to his feet...he pulls Marcus up and bullies him into a neutral corner. He unloads a flurry of punches, slaps, and backhands. Its clear Masher is adopting his 'dom' personality at this moment, angry over Marcus disobeying the order of things.*

Rockwell: Well, it's looking really bleak for Sins of the Fathers. Masher is pissed off.

Hood: He regained his sight!

Rockwell: He was never blind to begin with.

Hood: Blind to the truth, Rockwell. Blind to the truth. He sees it now and the truth is that subs never win shit. DOMINATE, BIG MAN

*As if he hears Hood...Masher backs up...he measures Marcus up and charges forward, releasing a loud battle cry. But Marcus moves!!! Masher SLAMS into the corner!! The entire ring seems to shift. Marcus staggers forward and dives, tagging Lux back in! The crowd goes wild! Lux leaps over the top rope and rushes forward...he leaps behind Masher, hooks his legs around Masher's head and tosses him into the center of the ring with a Reverse Hurricanrana!! Masher lands on his ass...he wobbles before falling onto his back. Lux makes the cover! The ref slides in! 1! 2! KICK OUT!!*

Rockwell: Marcus made the tag! Lux is looking to fin...err...win this one!

Hood: Extreme astute usage of that mulligan, Rockwell.

Rockwell: More for the listener's benefit, really. The less sexual innuendos, the better.

Hood: True, they were victimized by TWO S&M promos this week.

*Undaunted, Lux stomps on Masher, keeping him down. He looks toward his partner, perhaps desiring a tag and double team. But, Marcus is laid out on the apron, gasping for air, trying to recover. Masher sits up...Lux throws a few soccer-style kicks into the barreled chest of Masher. Masher seizes up after each one. Xavier takes a few steps back before hustling forward with a Shining Wizard!! Masher collapses to his side. Lux, again, goes for a pin. The ref slides in. 1! 2! KICK OUT!*

Rockwell: Masher won't stay down.

Hood: Dude's gonna see more wear and tear than a soccer ball after a series of penalty kicks if this keeps up.

Rockwell: Solid futbol analogy.

Hood: Okay, let's not get carried away. It's called soccer.

*Back on his feet, Xavier again looks to his corner. Marcus is seated up, leaning against the bottom rope. He doesn't want to bother him or push him too hard, too soon. So, he stays on top of Masher. A few more soccer-style kicks into Masher's chest (who is seated up, again). This time, however, Masher seems to feed off them...he elevates after each one. Lux looks confused. He throws a roundhouse kick...but Masher, on his feet, catches his leg! Lux responds with a 10/10 impact enziguri!!! Masher drops to one knee before collapsing to his side. Desperate, Lux dives on him for a pin, feeling advantage slipping. The ref slides in. 1! KICK OUT!*

Rockwell: What is going on? Masher is getting STRONGER

Hood: Bruh, it's the pain. He's digging the pain!

Rockwell: Lux needs Marcus...NOW

Hood: Yea, Marcus should be just about healed up.

*Lux hurries to his feet. He stomps and stomps on Masher...but Masher laughs and rises, getting on one knee. Lux swings a side-kick into Masher's head. But Masher lets out kind of a roar, eyes wide, tongue out, staring into Lux's soul. Lux backs away. "Tag me!" Marcus yells. Lux turns around to tag Marcus...but, before he can, Ka'Derrion disappears (not to hell, this time). Lux looks down to find Strangler looking up, laughing. Masher snares Lux from behind and tosses him over, onto his head and neck with a Release German!! Strangler is seen hobbling around the ring, back to his team's corner with Marcus left behind, laid out on the floor*

Rockwell: Ka'Derrion has been laid out by Strangler! Lux has been laid out by Masher...this seems to be all but over.

Hood: Looks like Sins of the Fathers should have sold their souls for some tag team title wins.

Rockwell: Their fathers would roll over in their graves if that were the case.

Hood: Like they aren't doing that already.

*Masher rips Lux off the mat and hoists him over his shoulder...he backs into a corner before charging ahead and slamming Lux into the mat with a running power slam. He turns to his corner where Strangler is nodding, eyes wide and full of lust. Masher stands. He pulls Lux up and whips him into his team's corner. He charges in with a HUGE SPLASH! The ring shakes from impact. Strangler tags in. He uses the rope and wraps it around Lux's throat while Masher uses his large hands to help strangle Xavier. Xavier kicks his legs...but they slow. The ref rushes in...at the end of his five-count, he forces Masher and Strangler off of Lux. The damage is done, however. Lux drops to both knees before falling to the mat. Strangler enters*

Rockwell: Get Masher out of there, ref!

Hood: Why don't you go down there and do it, Rockwell?

Rockwell: Because my job is up here.

Hood: Spoken like a true play by play guy.

*Strangler snares Lux and lifts him up for a powerbomb. He stumbles a bit...that knee remaining unstable. But, he plants Lux in the center of the ring with a HUGE powerbomb! Masher begins to climb a corner. Strangler heads to one himself. The fans boo. They chant "MARCUS! MARCUS!" We get a shot of Ka'Derrion...he reaches his knees, grasping for the apron cloth for leverage. Masher reaches the top...he leaps off, showing surprising athleticism...he comes down HARD on Lux!!! How the mat survived that, we'll never know. He rolls out of the ring and points toward Strangler, who is standing at the top of the opposite corner, his knee struggling*

Rockwell: That knee, weakened by Marcus earlier, is giving him trouble.

Hood: Those Ka'Derrions...always playing the smart, long game.

Rockwell: That's what makes them so successful.

*Strangler finds his balance and leaps off! He comes down and CONNECTS!!! HUGE IMPACT!! Lux is flattened. Strangler reaches for his knee immediately after! He writhes around in pain, grasping at it. The ref rushes over to check on him*

Rockwell: They just completed the Bondage Bomb on Lux but...at what cost? That knee may have dislocated. Ligaments might be torn!

Hood: Yea, dude should have probably aimed a bit lower on that one. Like, maybe a regular ole leg drop.

Rockwell: Adrenaline gets flowing, people do crazy things.

Hood: Good news for the five or six S&M fans out there...Lux might be dead. So all that gimped up Strangler has to do is make a cover and it's game over.

Rockwell: You have to believe Legacy is watching this, already putting the champagne on ice.

Hood: Bruh, they had this shit won the minute it was announced. THEY ARE LEGACY

*Strangler slaps at his knee. Masher yells "FINISH HIM!" Strangler nods...he slowly crawls toward Lux. His knee dragging behind him. He throws a giant arm over Lux's sweat-soaked chest. The ref makes the count. 1! 2! 3...NO!! SHOULDER UP!!*

Rockwell: Lux avoided defeat! The heart of the son of a hall of famer!

Hood: Strangler took too fucking long. For fuck's sake, man, if you want to beat someone like Lux you gotta HUSTLE.

Rockwell: To be fair, his knee is in rough shape.

Hood: Excuses are for losers, Rock.

*Ka'Derrion is standing on the apron, cheering Lux on. He reaches out, trying to get Xavier's attention. Masher yells out at Strangler. Strangler, seated up, continues to reach for and mess with his knee. Lux looks over his shoulder at Marcus. He heads his way. Masher yells, "STOP HIM!" Strangler struggles to his feet. Masher grows anxious. He enters the ring. The fans scream and boo...they yell at the ref to do something but Masher just bruises past him toward Marcus. Marcus, though, dives through the ropes with a spear that takes Masher down!! The crowd pops!*

Rockwell: It's breaking down! Masher violating the rules once again...but this time he pays the price.

Hood: I would say ref is gonna get his pay docked but that would probably piss off all the other refs.

Rockwell: True. Do you think they just split one check that's made out to 'ref'?

Hood: Don't know. Don't care.

*Masher rolls out of the ring. Strangler finally wrangles Lux, who reaches an abandoned corner. Strangler grabs Lux around the waist and takes him near the center of the ring...he lifts him up for an Atomic drop...but his knee gives out!! He drops Lux, who staggers into a corner, safely. Marcus rises behind Strangler! The crowd gets on their feet. Marcus hoists the injured Strangler onto his shoulders!!! Lux turns, spotting the setup...he moves with purpose. He leaps onto the top rope, shaking off fatigue and pain. He leaps off and takes Strangler off of Marcus' shoulders with a Canadian Destroyer (The InSINerator)!!!! The crowd goes wild!! Lux leaps onto Strangler for the ring while Marcus rolls out of the ring to prevent Masher from returning. The ref slides in...the fans count along...1! 2! 3!!!! The bell rings*

Minos: Here are your winners...Xavier Lux and "His Legacy" Marcus Ka'Derrion...SINS OF THE FATHERS!!!

Minos: It is now time for our main event of the evening! This will be for the GCWA World Tag-Team Championships!!