*Slowly making his way towards the ring, Jones ignores the cheers and jeers that the fans are giving, as he soon makes it to ringside. Climbing onto the apron, Duce goes to the corner to his right, climbing onto the second rope and peering out into the crowd. Finally done, he jumps over the top rope, landing inside of the ring and removes his hooded vest as he prepares for action.*

Rockwell: Duce and Byson spent some time this week trying to dig a microchip tracker out of Brim's hand...

Hood: Nah, on TV, it's always a vet. They know how to work with those chips under the skin...

*The Bell Rings.*

Rockwell: So one of these three will be entered into a shot for the North American Title along with PerZag!

Hood: It would have been perfect!

*As the three wrestlers start to get settled in, ready to go... "Ready To Die" by Andrew W.K. begins to play! The fans get on their feet, excited, as Mike Zybala walks out of the back! Duce is shown in the ring, stepping up on the ropes, glaring out at Zybala. He walks towards the ring, swinging in one arm what looks to be a baseball bat!*

Hood: Damn it, not him!

Hood: Last week, Duce was banned. Why didn't Barrows do it this week?

*Duce prepares himself, but Zybala instead steps to the side, walking around the ring. Duce follows him the whole way, watching as Duce gets a spare chair from the timekeeper and takes a seat next to him. He smiles at Duce, patting the baseball bat in his other hand. Duce argues with the referee, but the ref can only shrug, having no reason to throw Zybala out... yet.*

Hood: So, what, is this lunatic just out here to watch? Do we really believe that?

Rockwell: I don't know if the Professor counts, but I'm sure Zybala will keep an eye on him as well.

*Professor Jenkins looks over nervously at Zybala, who gives him a wave. Meanwhile, Warstein throws a few insults Duce's way, telling him to pay attention. The two wrestlers quickly face off, studying their opponent. Neither look too impressed with the other, as they start to get in each other's face, jawing about getting the facts straight. The two men argue, shoving each other, ready to start swinging... and then they hear the laughter next to them. Dorji is standing there, a large smile on his face as he seems to be enjoying the argument. Duce and Warstein glance at each other... then then both start swinging away at Dorji!! The big man takes a few steps back as the two men work to lay in the shots on the giant, trying to take him down. They both rear back for a big swing... and Dorji grabs BOTH of them by the throat, as he's no longer amused!! He chokes both men, threatening a double-chokeslam, but Duce & Warstein both kick at the same time, doubling Dorji over! Warstein then grabs Dorji by the head, planting an elbow into the back of his neck to keep him bent over for a moment as Duce runs to the ropes and returns... nailing Dorji with a Superman Punch!! Dorji staggers away, shockingly not going down, as Duce & Warstein continue the attack on the big man.*

Rockwell: As always in these matches, we get some strange alliances...

Rockwell: Plus both men are used to working in teams...

*Zybala has somehow procured popcorn and is munching away, even as he keeps the baseball bat near him. Dorji is back in the corner now, with both Duce and Warstein kicking away at him, trying to drive him down. Dorji finally lands in a seated position, hurting, as Duce and Warstein back themselves up. Duce comes running in first, crashing into Dorji wtih the first part of Duce's Wild (Running Crossbody)! As Duce ends up outside on the apron, Warstein follows him in, hitting a running corner big boot!! Dorji stays down, stunned, as Duce leaps upwards, springboarding off the ropes... and catching a surprised Warstein with a Zig Zag!! The crowd sounds shaken up as well, as Duce tries to make the quick pin... 1... 2.. but Warstein kicks out quickly to stay in the match! Both men get up, with Duce landing several forearm strikes to drive Warstein back into an unoccupied corner, working him over. He then backs off, aiming with his fingers, before running forward with a running cornered Yakuza kick... but Warstein gets out of the way, with Duce getting caught on the ropes instead!! Duce, groaning, can't do anything as Warstein gets behind him, quickly tossing Duce over the ropes!!*

Rockwell: Duce turned on Warstein first, but he's now out of this one!

Rockwell: Huh?

*Duce is on the outside floor, trying to recover, as Warstein does a quick bounce and starts to head for the ropes on the other side. He comes back, charging... and then comes skidding to a stop, laughing at the thought that someone would see him stupidly diving over the ropes and risking his neck like that. The fans give him a good-natured boo, which doesn't bother him at all. He does notice, though, when the boos change to cheers, and slowly turns around to see Druk Dorji getting back to his feet! Warstein nods, knowing he needs to take the monster down again. He runs at Dorji, trying to throw a right hand, but Dorji blocks it, growling, and nails Warstein with a headbutt!! Warstein collapses backwards, stunned, as Dorji turns and catches a returning Duce, who tried to spring back over the ropes!! Duce fights in Dorji's arms, but the big man won't let go, instead bodily slamming Duce into the corner!! Zybala is shown briefly, applauding. Duce hangs there, suspended, while Dorji turns back to a recovering Warstein. Warstein again tries to run at him, but Dorji nails him with the Bhutan Boot (Big Boot), knocking him off his feet!*

Rockwell: Druk is fighting back!

Hood: And the Professor is smiling from ear to ear!

*We see Professor Jenkins on the outside, clearly enjoying himself right now. He watches as Dorji drags up Warstein, keeping him upright so that he can line him up for a big overhand chop! But behind Dorji, Duce has recovered enough to get himself upright on the turnbuckle, leaping off with a missile dropkick into Dorji's back!! Dorji crashes into Warstein, with both men falling forward. Warstein, unfortunately, ended up on the bottom of the pile. Dorji starts to get back up, trying to shake off the strike to his spine. Duce, though, is running in hard at him, scoring the D-Trigga (Knee Strike) to the side of Dorji's head!! Dorji stays up, but looks out of it, enough that Duce runs back to the ropes and returns for a SECOND D-Trigga!! This time, Dorji topples over to his right, off of Warstein. Duce dives in for the cover, trying to hang onto one of Dorji's massive legs... 1... 2... and Warstein kicks Duce in the head from the ground, knocking him off of the pin! Zybala, looking relieved, takes another bite of popcorn as the match continues.*

Rockwell: That was close, Duce nearly took that one!

Rockwell: Yep, in a match like this, you don't need to get pinned to lose!

*Warstein and Duce are back up now, but not for long, as Warstein runs Duce towards the ropes, throwing him over! Duce ends up outside the ring, while Warstein turns back to the recovering Dorji. Warstein grabs Dorji from behind, bending him back like for a falling reverse DDT, only to drop it into a dragon sleeper!! He hangs on tightly, trying to keep Dorji from being able to escape the submission, as Dorji's large legs try to pull him back up, rotating around to get his feet under him. Warstein, realizing that things have changed, releases the hold, then rakes the eyes as soon as Dorji looks up at him!! The giant yells out, stumbling away, unable to see what's coming next. Warstein rushes in from behind, yanking Dorji backwards and landing a Backstabber!! Dorji topples over, with Warstein getting on top for the cover... 1... 2... and Duce comes flying in from the corner, planting an elbow into Warstein's back!! Warstein rolls away, as Duce then covers Dorji... 1... 2... and Dorji kicks out!*

Rockwell: Duce nearly stole it!

Rockwell: I'm sure he did, Hood, but Duce almost pulled it off first.

*Angrily, Duce goes after Warstein, landing some sharp punches. Warstein comes back with a few of his own, with the two brawling near the ropes. Duce steps backwards, trying for a Roundhouse kick, but Warstein avoids it, then jumps into Duce with a Lou Thesz Press variation, taking him to the mat! He lands a couple of shots to the chin, stunning Duce, then leans over, taunting him about losing to Jason Cashe. Duce suddenly snaps a punch back up, catching Warstein under the chin, and he turns the pile around, yelling at Warstein that he never faced Cashe. He brings Warstein up, chopping him across the chest! Warstein winces, but comes back with one of his own, with the two men chopping away at each other with vicious strikes! It all stops, though, when Dorji is suddenly back, catching both men by surprise as he grabs both their heads in a double Claw submission, holding them both at bay!!*

Rockwell: Druk is trying to knock both of them out!!

Rockwell: But can he hold it for both of them at once?

*The answer to that question is quickly answered, as both Duce & Warstein strike out at Dorji, managing to stun him with a double punch to the solar plexus. With Dorji hurting, both Duce & Warstein step in on him, lifting from either side to take him down with a Double Russian legsweep!! Dorji stays on the mat, as Duce suddenly reaches over him and jabs Warstein in the eyes!! Warstein stumbles back, trying to clear his vision, as Duce runs to the ropes and comes back, using Dorji's back to get some leverage for an apparent Superman punch... only for Warstein to somehow catch him in mid-air and spin around, landing a spinebuster!! Duce is laid out, even as Warstein gets back to his feet, seeing that Dorji's still in position for the King's Crown (Kinshasa)!! He lines it up, but gets distracted as two men are running down to the ring... it's Byson Kaliban & Brim! However, Zybala is already running their way, having thrown what was left of his popcorn into the stands in his haste!*

Rockwell: Some people just got free popcorn...

Hood: With Zybala germs added! Don't eat that, people, you might turn all ghostly!

*Byson & Brim are hovering at the aisleway, wanting to get through, but Zybala is now standing right in front of them, swinging his bat back and forth. He smiles, gesturing for the two of them to come on and see his swing. The oblige, moving around to surround Zybala! In the ring, Warstein nods, seeing that the situation is handled. He turns back to Dorji, running towards him... and Duce trips him up, keeping him from landing the King's Crown! Before Warstein can get up, Duce is on him, lifting him into the air and landing the Final Tic 2.0 (Fireman's Carry into Single Knee Facebreaker)!!! Warstein falls to the side, with Duce going for the pin... 1... but Dorji grabs his leg, dragging Duce off of the pin! He pulls Duce up by the leg, looking furious, but Duce spins into an enziguri, kicking Dorji in the chest! Dorji staggers back, trying to shake off all the abuse he's taken in this one. He grabs Duce around the middle, possibly for a bearhug, but Duce responds by twisting Dorji down and landing the Duce of Clubs (Ripcord Headbutt following bt Knee Strike)!!! Dorji falls, with Duce going for the cover... 1... 2... 3, NO!! Warstein breaks it up at the last second!!*

Rockwell: I thought that was going to be it!

Hood: Hey, I'll take it! C'mon, guys, take him out!

*Zybala used his bat at first to get the advantage, knocking Byson back, but Brim was able to grab the bat, allowing the two men to attack. But Zybala's still fighting back, even as his weapon has been stripped, landing some kicks. Inside the ring, Duce and Warstein are getting up again. Duce catches Warstein with a windpipe punch, causing Warstein to stumble back to the ropes where the fight is ongoing, gasping for air. Duce sees him bent over and runs forward, going for the Krayzed Knee (Running Busaki Knee Strike)!! But Warstein manages to block it, instead giving Duce a back toss overhead that sends Duce out into Byson, Brim, & Zybala!!! They're all down, as Warstein immediately turns to Dorji, who's trying to sit up. Warstein charges forward, nailing Dorji in the head with the King's Crown!!! He covers, telling the ref to hurry... 1... 2... 3!!!!!*

Minos: Here is your winner... Shawn Warstein!!